Now with 90% more Ayn Rand!
Obviously, this is the Chick-Fail-A drive-thru guy who berated that girl. She handled herself exceptionally. This guy, not so much. Also, he is quite obviously in the closet.
1 Direction rips off Backstreet Boys
Caught SNL last night with Sofia Vergara. What was a hipster boy band doing on SNL? Well, ripping off Backstreet Boys with their second performance is what it sounded like.
“You’ve Got That One Thing” sounds suspiciously like “I Want It That Way”. I think the one direction they are going is down to the courthouse.
And also his underwear. God is a briefs guy.
-from Paradise Lost
God’s hotel.
-from Paradise Lost
Oy, Robot
You want surreal? Try wasting four hours a day waxing your ‘stache until it closely resembles your entire Catalonian name. That’s surreal.
-from Uncyclopedia
Mulatto, Albino, Mosquito, Libido from Smells Like Teen Spirit
